The Modified Giovanniland Flag of Gio Farm 139 is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.332 billion Gio Farm 139ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 139ian economy, worth 947 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,679 cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.
Nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, armed security details escort librarians to their homes, and cities in Gio Farm 139 declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 139's national animal is the farmer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Gio Farm 139 is ranked 101,292nd in the world and 143rd in Giovanniland for Highest Food Quality, scoring 22.83 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Gio Farm 139, cities in Gio Farm 139 declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 139, armed security details escort librarians to their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 139, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 139, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 139, several inches are being added to first class seating.
- : Gio Farm 139 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 139, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 139, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 139, the Gio Farm 139 City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 139, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
